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The owner of a large brokerage firm made a surprise visit at the sales department’s floor. After a quick tour he reckoned that someone was standing near the secretary, doing nothing. He turned angry and red, approached the guy and asked him:

    • “What’s your salary, young man?”


    “Around $800 a week”, replied the guy.

The owner pulled out $800 from his pocket, gave it to the guy and shouted:

    “Here’s your salary. Take it, leave now, and never come back!”

After regaining calmness, the owner turned to the floor manager and asked him:

    “How comes you hire such a lousy person for the sales department?”

The floor manager answered:

    “Well, he doesn’t work here. He is just the pizza delivery boy…”

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