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Loan me money…

John meets his buddy George and asks hims:
John: Do me a favour, could you lend me $100?
George checks in his wallet and his pockets, then replies:
George: Sorry, pal. I got only $50.
John: Only 50? Never mind. Give give me the 50 you have, and you owe me another $50.


A forex guru (GURU) walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. There the waiter (WAITER) asks him: WAITER: Should I cut it into six pieces or eight pieces?
GURU: I’m feeling rather hungry right now. You’d better cut it into eight pieces.

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