Clean, family friendly, office safe humor

A young woman got a job working for a wealthy stockbroker.

One day she came home from work crying. She told her mother, “I’m pregnant. And my boss is the father.”

The next morning, the mother confront­ed the stockbroker. “You scum,” she shouted. “You’d better not abandon my daughter.”

The stockbroker said, “Your daughter will have the best doctor money can buy. She’ll have the baby in the best hospital. I am ar­ranging for a trust fund for her and the baby. She’ll receive $2,500 a week for the rest of her life.”

The mother thought for a moment and said, “Tell me-God forbid, should she have a mis­carriage: Will you give her another chance?”

Leave a Reply