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High School Reunion

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my  high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as  she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asks, “Do you know  her?”

“Yes,” I sighed, “She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”

“My Gosh!” says my wife, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?

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