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Elite order of monks

This guy renounces the material world, divests of all earthly possesssions and joins an elite order of monks. As part of their discipline, they are allowed to say only two words every 7 years.

Seven years pass, he appears before the head monk, and says, “bed ,,, hard”. And walks out.

Seven more years go by, he goes to the head monk and says, dejectedly, “food……. lousy!”. Walks out the door.

Seven more years pass, he walks swiftly into the head monk’s office and says, abruptly, “I .. QUIT”.

The head monk replies, “I’m not surprised. You’ve done nothing but¬†complain since you got here!”

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