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Bubba’s Resume

My ResimayTo hoom it
mae cunsern, 
I waunt to apply for the job
what I saw in the paper.

 I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.  I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee
seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a
job wit my persinalety.
   

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,  I kin start emeditely.  Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of  me.

 

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