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Traders and limbo…

And the traders :

Q. How did all the Daytraders manage to fit under the limbo bar at their party?
A. They had all gone short.

Q. How come the congo line kept breaking up at the Daytrader’s party?
A. Not many of them were willing to go long.

Q. Why couldn’t the Daytraders agree where they meet to get together?
A. They all wanted to keep their Options open until the last minute.

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