Investing and Investments Jokes

If you work in a bank you can’t bring home samples.

A banker never lends any money to anybody unless they don’t need it.

Banks have a very interesting philosophy. You give them your money to keep–and if you try to borrow it back, they want to know if you’re good for it!

I never knew why banks called them “personal loans.” I missed three payments and boy did they get personal.

Be careful of those calendars banks give you to help you keep track of your payments. I saw one with 16 months on it.

Never talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.