Investing and Investments Jokes
If you work in a bank you can’t bring home samples.
A banker never lends any money to anybody unless they don’t need it.
Banks have a very interesting philosophy. You give them your money to keep–and if you try to borrow it back, they want to know if you’re good for it!
I never knew why banks called them “personal loans.” I missed three payments and boy did they get personal.
Be careful of those calendars banks give you to help you keep track of your payments. I saw one with 16 months on it.
Never talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
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