Everybody who predicts the stock market…

Everybody who predicts the stock market with a straight face should be required (by law) to change out of the business suit, wrap him/herself in a gypsy shawl, wear one of those pointed wizard’s hats with a picture of a crescent moon on it, and make conjuring sounds over a crystal ball.

That way, everybody would know exactly what’s going on and how much credibility to give the answer!