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Close my account…

A man (MAN) calls his fx dealer (DEALER) all anxious and out of breath with this urgency in his voice. He says,
MAN: Close all my positions, everything fast, right away.

The fx dealer tries to talk to the man but the man says,
MAN: Let me tell you a secret. You know I’ve been married for 6 years now and I’ve been your client for 5 years.

DEALER: Yes, go on, the FX dealer says.

MAN: Well. My wife has this thing about the market. Her grandparents lost it all in the GBP crash and ever since then her family found investing in the market akin to original sin. When we got married I promised her that I would follow in her parents footsteps and never venture in the FX market and always leave all our money under the mattress.

DEALER: Wow, I didn’t know that. I guess you want the money because you are losing.

MAN: No, I want the money because she ordered a new mattress and it is being delivered in two days.

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