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Personality tests

A bright young psychology major was assigned to help the psychology professor in conducting a personality test. The room was set up with various props in order to move through the assessment quickly. The first person to enter the room started with the test.

Student: “How does this glass of water look to you?”

Person 1: “It is half empty.”

The student checks ‘pessimist’.

Person 2 enters the room.

Student: “How does this glass of water look to you?”

Person 2: “It is half full.”

The student checks ‘optimist’.

Person 3 enters the room.

Student: “How does this glass of water look to you?”

Person 3: “Looks like you have twice as much glass as you need¬†there.”

The student looks totally blank and must go consult with the psychology professor. “Oh them!”, the professor laughs. “I forgot to warn you about the engineers! They have no personality.”

 

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