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In the 1400’s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed  to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have ‘the rule of thumb’.

Many years ago in Scotland  , a new game was invented. It was ruled ‘Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden’.. and thus, the word GOLF entered  into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.  Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of  people who walk to work: Alaska.

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this…) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%.

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400.

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco  Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades  King David
Hearts – Charlemagne
Clubs  -Alexander the  Great
Diamonds – Julius Caesar

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn’t added until 5 years later.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?
A. All were invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn’t spoil?
A. Honey

Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father’s Day

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