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Mountain Climbers

Two mountain guides were climbing a particularly difficult mountain when one of them suddenly slipped and fell down a dark crevasse 500 feet deep. “Are you alright Ted?” called his partner. “Can you hear me?”

“I can hear you Sam.”

“Here, grab this rope and I’ll pull you up.”

“I can’t,” said Ted. “My arms are broken.”

“Well then, can you tie it around your legs?”

“I’m afraid not – they’re broken too.”

“Oh dear – well, grab it in your teeth then, Ted.”

“I’ll try,” answered Ted bravely. Sam began pulling slowly and carefully as Ted gripped the rope in his teeth. 400 feet. . . 300. . . 200. . . 100. . .

“Hey Ted” Sam called down into the darkness, “are you doing ok?”
Ted replied, “I’m doing fi. . . AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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