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Listen to children… laughter is healing

A friend asked her teenage son to empty the grass catcher from the lawn mower after she had finished mowing. He emptied it on the lawn.

When Gwyn was young we had hamburger gravy on mashed potatoes for dinner. I was poor. I said eat up or we’ll have poop on a shingle for breakfast. She said looks like poop on a cloud for dinner.

While shopping for hair shampoo, my daughter asked for $8.00 shampoo Vidal Sassoon. I asked what’s wrong with the .89 cent stuff I buy. She said look what it did to you dad. (I’m bald). OK Gwyn, you won.

Sometimes kids make no sense at all until you listen to them. But be prepared to laugh.

Mike

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