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What is the internal temperature of a Tom-tom?

Q. What is the internal temperature of a Tom-tom?

A. Luke-warm.

The Borg and Microsoft

“Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg?

And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?”

“Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology.”
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