Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people, she did something about it. Continue reading
Sign in an office window: We shoot every 3rd salesman and the 2nd one just left. Continue reading
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by investigators at a major U.S. research university.
As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.
(Microsoft Corporation – this one took first place)
When you have an “I hate my job” day try this:
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”
In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
Memo from CEO to Manager:
Today at 11 o’clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is
when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is
something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for
employees to view the eclipse in the parking lot. Staff should meet in
the lot at ten to eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing
the eclipse, and giving some background information. Safety goggles will
be made available at a small cost.