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Change your phone number

Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people, she did something about it. Continue reading

Business memos

As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.
(Microsoft Corporation – this one took first place)

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Memo Degradation

Memo from CEO to Manager:
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Today at 11 o’clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is
when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is
something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for
employees to view the eclipse in the parking lot. Staff should meet in
the lot at ten to eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing
the eclipse, and giving some background information. Safety goggles will
be made available at a small cost.
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