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Top 9 Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

9. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”

8. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about
in that time management course you sent me to.”

7. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You
probably got here just in time!”

6. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”

5. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

4. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress.”

3. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem.”

2. “The coffee machine is broken…”

1. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.”

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