Clean, family friendly, office safe humor

New Start-Up

A young businessman had just started his own company. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. While sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.

Wishing to appear a hot shot in demand, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

He threw around big financial numbers and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”

The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”

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